Chapter 74: Blame Me for Being Too Stupid!
Chapter 74: Blame Me for Being Too Stupid!
Since when have we be in a relationship and don’t even want to touch another woman? You haven’t met a woman today? I heard that the third daughter of the Nelson family got the news and will visit you today.”
This was true. The third miss of the Nelson family was ignored by Oliver when she had called him, and she almost got lovesickness from it. She had no other options and called Lucas, and only asked where Oliver was. Upon hearing her tough stance, it was as if she would commit suicide if she couldn’t get Oliver’s news. Hence, Lucas told her about Oliver’s hospitalization, so he could presume that she would visit Oliver today.
Oliver had already opened the lunch box Lucas brought, stirred it with a spoon, and ate it. When he heard Lucas, he frowned first, and sighed, “What third miss of the Nelson family? In the future, stop trying to be a matchmaker. Last time, I saw whoever third miss at a reception, I was so disgusted. Let me tell you, she thinks that she has time-traveled from the ancient past, her hairdo was like a three- layer cake.
Oh my God, it was scary. To add on, her face was as white as plaster, like a ghost. I don’t want to see her! Besides, if she came, and my little baby saw, would I still be able to clarify? What if my little baby suspects that I have a thing with her? I won’t allow the guards to let her in, and will get them to chased her away.”
Lucas pursed his mouth and asked, testing, “Oliver, let me ask you, then if it’s other women that came and visit you too?”
Oliver widened his eyes and was chewing something delicious, and his brow slightly frowned, and said, “Obviously! I won’t see any of them! I’m disgusted by everyone I see now, except for my little baby. My little baby is the cutest, with that pink little face, red and tender lips… Hissed, and she tastes perfect when kissing.”
Lucas shrugged, “Oh… You’ve kissed her. Did you get her into the bed?”
“Bastard! Can my little baby be disrespected?” Oliver glared at Lucas fiercely, then looked up at the ceiling with an imagining expression, swallowed his saliva. And added, “Of course, I wanted to take her early, but she wasn’t willing. How would I bear to let my little baby be unhappy? I’m craving so badly.”
Lucas nodded, wanted to laugh but did not dare to, and said, “That’s fine! Have a good rest, take a nice nap, and recharge your energy, then continue to hook up with your little baby. Hey, you kept calling her ‘little baby’, I thought it was your family’s kid!”
Oliver howled, “Damn, Lucas! Don’t leave if you have the guts! Was what you said earlier a humane? What do you mean, my family’s kid! Aren’t you just making me feel guilty for coaxing her to bed?”
After Oliver finished speaking, he became happier. His stomach finally felt better. It was so uncomfortable earlier… It was like being lavage. This Elaine was on another level, she could make such a spectacle with just a meal.
Lucas swayed his body and waved goodbye. He said, “I met Emmett at the restaurant during lunch, he had an important business lunch as well, and I’ve arranged to go over in the afternoon. I’m leaving now.” Content protected by Nôv/el(D)rama.Org.
After Lucas left, the first thing he did was to roar fiercely, “You hapless bastard! I’ve asked you to pour it away as soon as possible! And you only know how to flirt with little girls! Do you want your salary deducted?”
That man of his covered his tearing face and hurriedly went to pour the wonton away. He thought, “I’m so unlucky, the Young Master had grievances pent-up in front of that Miss Elaine, and he vents it on me the next moment.”
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Elaine has finally put aside the big trouble, Oliver, and happily jumped on the returning bus, still grumbling about the fact she couldn’t eat the remaining wontons. At this time, Sally called.
“Sally… Hahaha…” Elaine was in a great mood. She has managed to dismiss Young Master Young, and he had personally agreed not to find faults anymore. The world was finally peaceful!
Instead, a pitiful cry was heard from Sally’s end. “Elaine… We’re over…. I’m too stupid, blame me, I’m all to be blamed!! Before we die, you should first beat me up, it’s all my fault…”
Elaine was so shocked that she almost jumped up from her seat. Her eyes widened, and took a deep breath, and said, “Hey Sally, are you okay? What is this for? Are you dream-talking? Or are you practicing a certain script line? You’re so weird, what there’s to die about?”
Sally sniffed and continued to cry, “I’m to blame! It’s all my fault! I’m too stupid!!! When I made the filling for Master Young, because I’ve never done it before, I follow the recipe on Google and put three spoons of salt. In the end…”
In the end… what? Elaine was confused when she heard it, “How was it in the end?”
“I learned later that the three spoons of salt should be teaspoons…”
“Then, then what spoon did you use to gauge?”
“I used a big spoon for porridge!”
“What did you say? Big spoon? Oh my God, this means you put almost a half a kilogram of salt in? My goodness, Sally, even if you think with your toes, it isn’t correct, right? Hey, have you cooked before?”
“Oh, I have… But it’s limited to instant noodles, poached eggs, and steamed rice, these kinds of simple and instant food…”
Buzzing... Elaine was dazed immediately. Gosh! Half a kilogram of salt mixed into the filling, wouldn’t that… be extremely salty? Snapped! Elaine covered her face with one hand. She said sadly to the phone, “Then, we’re really dead…”
Elaine couldn’t remember how she reached the office, anyway, when she thought of how much salt was put into the fillings. Oliver had eaten it, and she didn’t know how salty it would be! Only then did she recall the stiff expression when Oliver took the first bite.
“Was Oliver an idiot? Is his brain really sick? How could he eat something so unpalatable? Gosh, I really can’t understand this guy.”
He had not only eaten it but under her feeding, he had eaten it continuously… a whole bowl! Wow--- When she thought of it, she felt that this guy, Oliver, was the most pitiful one in the world. Such a salty thing… How did he manage to swallow it?
“Oh, I’m so cruel, how can I let him eat something so unpalatable? And I even told him, I made it myself… Damn it, my, Elaine Jones, culinary skills have never been that bad! Just kidding, if I knew how to cook, wouldn’t it all be snatched away by diners?”
No way! She must not allow Sally to ruin this matter! That girl, although she was from the countryside, her culinary skills were worse than what she thought! Elaine thought of all scenarios, and it was so uncomfortable like ants were biting her.
“What are you doing? Girl! Girl?”
Who was yelling like a goose? Elaine laid her head on the table, and replied without looking up, “Get lost! Your mother is annoyed!”
After roaring, and felt better, in a moment of silence, then she reacted, “Why does… that cold voice sound like a certain bad-bear? Oops! Elaine sat up straight and looked at Emmett, who was akimbo and standing in front of her desk, then she elevated her angle by a few more degrees.
Damn it, relying on the fact he was tall, he just had to stand in front of her. With her looking up at him, he was comfortable, but her neck was about to break. To lower the viewing angle, Elaine quickly stood up. She also tidied her bangs randomly.
“Earlier… What did you say?” Emmett squinted his eyes, and his handsome face was full of playfulness. The little thing has learned how to swear fiercely. Not bad, it’s even more interesting now, and the fun level has increased by a few points.
Elaine immediately shorten herself! Looking around with her big eyes, then suddenly pointed at the mural behind Emmett and shouted, “Look, President Smith, how freehand and poetic the painting is!”
(The painting was two birds on a dry and wilted tree branch. Was this poetic and pictorial?)
Emmett turned his head slightly and didn’t look at the mural seriously at all. His nose shrugged, and only wanted to see what nonsense was the girl doing.
Elaine suddenly turned her head around and put her hand on her forehead, praising, “Wow, the weather’s great today! The white clouds are in patches…”
Emmett couldn’t help it this time. He twitched the corner of his mouth a few times and said coolly, “You can see the sky from this position? That’s really weird.”
With one sentence, he almost killed Elaine. Damn it, this dead bad-bear, not an ounce of romance.
Elaine immediately said with a smile, “No matter how beautiful the painting or the sky is, it can’t be compared to President Smith's elegance and grace. President Smith, you’re now my idol, really!
Ultimate idol! I admire you even if you just raise your hands and feet! I want to learn from you! I’ll study hard!”
Elaine talked wildly, and fawningly like a dog, helped Emmett to pound his lower back.